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gentlekieren:

you know, mostly I love the way Castiel is presented in fandom. but sometimes I miss seeing the side of Cas that isn’t just cheery and bumbling and sweet-mannered. I love the old bad-tempered, overdramatic whiny pissbaby Cas. this is the creature who bitched and complained constantly, and whose first instinct upon hearing the Apocalypse had arrived was to suggest they all get piss-drunk and lie down on the ground and wait to die.

where’s the high school AU where Cas is a melodramatic bitter asshole like ‘I failed this test. what’s the point. I’m going to drown myself in the water fountain’ where’s the coffee shop AU where someone gets Cas’ order wrong and instead of being a cutie about it he just stares bleakly into his styrofoam cup like ‘i guess it’ll do. i guess it won’t matter when we all eventually turn to the abyss. then again, by that logic, nothing really matters’ or the cute teacher AU where he teaches philosophy and gives all the kids existential crises being like ‘well, technically, nothing is real. and our concept of human life is arbitrary and entirely meaningless……. your paper is due Thursday’

please

(Source: cuddlebabies)

c-is-for-circinate:

So, I know how much everybody loves pretend-dating/pretend-marriage fics, but have you considered ‘pretend NOT to be dating/married’ AUs?

For example:

• My friend is so determined to fix me up with somebody better than my string of casual coffee date/hookup partners that I didn’t have the heart to tell her, after she set us up for a blind date, that I actually met you six months ago
  
  
• We’re both professors in the same department and it enhances your reputation with the students as a mysterious enigma and my reputation as a stone-cold terror if we pretend to hate each other, plus when we back each other up in departmental meetings everybody’s so surprised they give in right away
  
  
• My parents thought I was working for an insurance company in New York when really I was joining the CIA so I just sort of never mentioned when I met you on an assassination-gone-wrong and now we’ve been married for five years and they still don’t know you exist, this has gotten wildly out of hand and you won’t stop laughing about it
  
  
• All your coworkers know you’re married to a cop but now I’m undercover investigating a string of bank heists and it turns out that your only friend at your shitty new job is dating the head bank robber.
  
  
• We’ve been communicating entirely by email/phone/carrier pigeon/paid messenger for the past year as we work to bring some peace and order to this troubled land, so when I walked into the negotiation room to sit down with the fearsome and terrible politician/businessperson/famed warrior that all my people are so afraid of, I didn’t really expect it to be you.
  
  
• I didn’t think my parents could accept me dating somebody of your gender/race/religion/species, so we’ve been keeping it quiet, but now my mom can’t stop talking about her friend’s next-door neighbor and how perfect they’d be for me and you’ve got some nosy neighbor trying to set you up with their coworker’s kid and how do we tell them we’re engaged without making them think it’s because of their completely uninvited meddling?
  
  
• You’ve got to pretend-date your best friend for a couple of weeks because reasons, and somehow that means we’re passing ourselves off as siblings to explain why we live together but we’ve started giving each other really filthy pre-sex looks behind everyone’s back like a game of chicken and pretty soon somebody is going to start to have serious concerns about our siblinghood.
  

Pretending-not-to-be-dating AUs: add yours today!

ok but highschool!cas making friends with an altogether older and more popular dean winchester - 

dean is a couple years ahead of cas at schoolcas is openly pansexual, that’s unusual, so he has a bit of a reputationdean recognises him when he turns up at bobby’s garage to collect some stuff for his dadand he is curiousand meeting castiel only piques his interestand for some reasonsomehowcastiel is also intriguedso he just keeps on coming back, inventing increasingly bizarre and elaborate excuses to justify his visits and apparent need for dean’s skills as a mechanic *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
until cas finally musters up the courage to ask the older boy outand to his surprise (and dean’s own shock too, because he likes girls doesn’t he?) dean says yesand okay maybe it gets a little cliché, maybe dean teaches cas about cars and cas teaches dean about the stars and slowly but surely they begin to fall in love in a way that only teenagers canand instead of being known as the “gay kid” at school, castiel becomes the boy who changed dean winchesterbecause dean smiles now, he laughs, his eyes soften when he looks at cas and everyone around them can see the difference even though nothing has been admitted out loud - well, maybe they don’t need to say anything out loud.because castiel novak loves dean winchester. and it takes him a while to see it - but he’s pretty sure that dean winchester loves him too. 

textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

• “we wore matching halloween costumes to this party” au
• “we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled” au
• “tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out” au
• “we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas” au
• “we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories” au
• “accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus” au
• “can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm” au
• “accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester” au
• “It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus” au
• “I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is” au

random au’s

deanlovesdudes:

• ‘i work at a diner and you come in every day and sit in my section and eat like three pies and somehow i became your trainer for the pie-eating competition you’re entering next month maybe we should practice all this pie eating at your place instead’ au
  
• ‘we’ve been set up on a blind date and hey you’re kinda cute i- wait aren’t you the asshole who kilLED THAT BEE LAST WEEK? RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?’ au
  
• ‘i’m being forced to go to my dorky cousin’s birthday party but wait fuck you’re my cousin’s best friend and you’re kinda gorgeous maybe this party won’t be so bad’ au
  
• ‘im on holiday with my parents and my hotel room is next door to yours and we sometimes see each other when we’re both on the balconies and oops you’re naked’ au
• ‘you’re my really hot neighbour but i have no idea how to ask someone out so i’ll just keep borrowing sugar and flour from you until you get the hint and ask me out’ au
  
• ‘hey i recognise your voice from somewhere… hey! aren’t you that guy who does those really kinky gay podfics on ao3? need another voice actor?’ au
• ‘we work at rival fast food joints and i have to wear a hot dog costume while you dress as a chicken drumstick and we take the rivalry a little too far and get fired for wrestling each other, oh well wanna get coffee sometime?’ au
  
• ‘you have the cutest dog but my parents won’t even let me get a guinea pig can i come over to your house to play with your dog sometime’ au

(Source: jenmisheel)

Excerpt from “One Step Closer”

“Is there a reason why you’re naked?”

“Um.” Castiel looked down at himself and hiccuped, his bottom lip trembling slightly. “No.”

Shit.

It took Dean all of two seconds to realise that the man currently lying across his bed with his ass on display and a worrying lack of clothing was absolutely piss drunk and about three seconds away from bursting into tears.

This was problematic.

Apartment AUs to consider

toxixpumpkin:

• The pet bird that you have overlooking your balcony shit talks me whenever I go out on my own balcony.
• Please do something about your cat it keeps breaking into my apartment via the windows and I don’t know how. Plus it knows how to open fridges.
• Look I know that life is…

sincereglomp:

aceofultron:

soulmate au where instead of your soulmates first words to you written on your skin it’s their last words you ever hear them say so you don’t know who your soulmate is until you lose them

imagine generic last words like “did you get the mail?” “i’ll be down in a minute!” “have you seen my cell phone?” so every time the munain happens your blood runs cold

when you know you’ll hardly know them at all “what’s your name?” “do you have a facebook?” “that’ll be $3.95 with tax” because it’s one thing to lose them and know too late, but it’s something much crueler to never know them at all

imagine being the parent of someone with “did you do the homework?” “my mom said yes” “i really hate P.E.” because you know it will happen young, you know you can’t protect them

people with horrifying ones like “don’t close your eyes!” “i don’t think we’re alone” “didn’t you lock the door?” because they’ll be there when something horrible happens and there’s no way to prepare for that

imagine what you otp’s wrists might say.

(Source: stopmarkus)

Castiel requests to observe Dean Winchester while he is naked mere moments into their first meeting.

To be fair, the topic did come up in conversation.

OKAY SO I AM WRITING A FIC

A ONESHOT, I THINK?

I’m making this up as I go along, but we’re looking at a highschool!AU with its fair share of sarcasm/rubbish humour/general awkwardness as a result of obvious romantic tension.

ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN READING THIS?